Thanks a lot mom...

I was just watching her make some ginger bread men. I'm hungry so I wait until she leaves the room . I decided to dash in the kitchen and grad a handful of scraps to eat. As I chewing the stuff dough I tasted the sickess flavor ever. She walks and notices me and yells, I spit out the dough all over the floor. She then tells me that what I had just ate was a mix of corn starch, baking soda and water. She said that the ginger bread men were meant for decorations. So I'm probally going to die...yeah

 

those are all consumable so i doubt you'll die..
try eating the stuff you find in the laundry room next time instead.

 

Ha ha ha, Mary the Fairy got laid by the Mary from "The War At Home" named Larry.

 

Don't listen to her you will die and it won't be pretty


In fact it will be an italic death

 

what?

 

that's what you get for messin with your mama

 

that's what you get for messin with your mama

 

You need to drink some orange juice, man. :H

 

lol something kinda like that happened to me when i was little...really nasty

 

I've had those sort of instances with Baker's chocolate. AHahhaha.

But I like bitter chocolate now.

 

Something wrong with fish?

 

I like that post Hugh so i'm gonna quote it ..

 

I'm okay my mouth tastes like shit though.

 

stop tasting ur mouth then, jeez!

 

'preciated