So guees what happened today no not that and anyway I haven't got anymore salad cream to do it with. Anyway I was in class and I don't know if you get this but sometimes get ragged on or heckled for the length of your hair if your a bloke. Well anyway I was sitting at my desk minding my own buissness when out of nowhere BLAM. A what seemed crippled teacher that usually sits at her desk and tries to grasp that last bit of air before passing out from the pain was right in front of me. Well anyway I looked up on my soon to be senior citizened friend was just staring at me. The same way a cow stares at an oncoming train. So of course being the model citizen I'am I said 'Hey you old bat do you mind not staring, anymore and I 'll get a restraing order'. Well I didn't really but I was thinking it. What I really said was 'Can I help you Mrs Nicholson'. She said 'yes you can you can hurry up and get your hair cut you long haired fizzle'. Now the fact that I had no idea what I fizzle was was no important. I was insulted.So I did what any man would do ,I wrote a formal letter in an angry looking font to the school administrator. HAHAAHAH That'll teach her.
Yeah thats just great I try my best to make a humorous post and now everybody wants to know about salad cream its times like these I wonder why do i bother. Okay then Salad cream of course is a condiment made by heinz only sold in england I think and Is like a much creamier version of mayonnaise happy now.
yeah but undermines my whole thing I was trying to tell you what happened and salad cream surpasses me I was surpassed by a condiment I need to go in the corner and cry now and listen to joni mitchell
