I killed a spider

The poor thing crawled around on my desk and I killed it with a drumstick. Now I feel tremendously sorry. I don't even know why I killed it.

 

cause ya could?????

 

... you monster

 

What about the poor turkey you took the drumstick from?

 

I'm going to bury him. Oh yeah. He's going to have a great funeral.

 

How the fudge is drumstick related with a turkey?

 

um
drumstick
leg...
yummy yummy dark meat?


oof.



Yay for killing spiders! The little ones don't bug me but hte big ones are gross. Plus, spider bites really really suck. While I appreciate that they kill and eat mosquitoes, it's winter and they can die for all I care

 

I still don't get it. A drumstick. A wooden stick which is used to hit drums. How the fuck?!

 

a drumstick is also the name of the leg of poultry, particularly after cooking

 

Oh. Well, that explains.
English isn't my primary language, I meant that wooden stick.

 

Yeah, I knew what kind of drum stick you were talking about. It was meant to be a joke...I've got turkey day on the brain still.

 

Well what about the poor trees that gave their existance for the desk and the drumstick Let me guess, metal desk ....

I'm no expert on arachnids, as you can probably tell by the spelling of that word, but I don't think they live an excessively long time anyway, and your killing it likely only adverted a more painful death by a predator. This however, does not give you a valid reason to laugh or giggle. You'll have to watch TBS for that

 

you should have just ate the spider after you smashed it..... save some money on food that way

 

that sucks dude. you should master the cup/piece of paper catch and release technique. it takes some practice but it's worth it.

 

excellent. kill them all.

 

I have to agree here. I prefer to move them outside and give them a chance at life.

My vegetarian roommate would kill them without hesitation and still rag on me for using one of her forks to eat a piece of meat. Once I pointed out her hypocracy, she now comes to me to dispose of the poor arachnid. So, out to the yard it goes.

BTW, this is Brian (monosphere) I forgot to log out.

 

I don't like spiders...

 

is it ...really..?

 

I'm deathly afraid of spiders, and here on the coast there is an unbelievable variety of them. But I always let then live as long as they are not actually attacking me and trying to kill me with terror.

 

agreed, i do not like spiders.