am i gonna have to kill someone?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Death, Nov 27, 2005.

  1. just dispose of the body properly and use an easily destroyable weapon, something in magnesium, ice, whatever that you can get rid of completly and in such a way that it could never be traced to you
     
  2. Talk Show Host

    Talk Show Host Senior Member

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    Heh.

    No one actually believes that you'd win the fight. Winning it isn't the point.
     
  3. AnOriginalName

    AnOriginalName Senior Member

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    Yeah, it's the photos.
     
  4. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    oh ill win the fight. if i got a long stick of metal and get my ass beat something is very wrong. especially cuz he is gonna have to come on my turf if he wants any.
     
  5. puddin

    puddin Banned

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    If you want to relieve stress, just jerk off... or jerk HIM off to teach him a lession. If you say you don't want to, you're a homophobe.
     
  6. he's not a pygmy capuchin you know.... geez....
     
  7. AnOriginalName

    AnOriginalName Senior Member

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    ^^^ Again, don't forget the photos... :D ...

    *edit* damn it, someone beat me to a reply, this is directed at puddin's post...
     
  8. puddin

    puddin Banned

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    Wait, don't get mad at the guy, just beat the crap out of this girl. You might even get back together if you hit her, nothing says "I love you" like a firm, hard hit to the side of your woman's face.
     
  9. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    go on Jerry....
     
  10. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    seems to me the only real problem is the baby, aside from that your girl friend broke up with you in a shitty way but you seem able to deal with it, so if she is pregenant and sais that the baby is yours have tests done to make sure.

    If it is yours then all you have to do is....






    ahh... i dont have an answer for that one but good luck!
     
  11. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    um, how about not caring?
    i understand your anger at the guy, but its your girlfriends fault, why not take it up with her instead of the penis with a mouth....
     
  12. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    How about you wait and see if this person on the other end was for real?

    No need to go off half-cocked...get the story, and if it's for real, then at least you will have facts and not "some text I read on the internet"....
     
  13. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

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    REAL solutions?

    RE: If the baby IS mine i need to find some kind of male activist group. cuz i am more than willing to help raise the baby, but ill be damned if i have to pay child support because she is a dumb 2faced bitch.

    The person who signs "father" on the birth certificate is on the hook to pay for it.

    This new guy wants to be that guy, let him.

    Do a DNA test after.

    If it turns out to be yours, he STILL has to pay, but YOU can ask for court visits HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
  14. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    what if it IS mine and i refuse to sign the certificate?
     
  15. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    I've never heard of anyone 'signing' a birth certificate to be the father and I have 2 kids. Must be an American thing.

    Since you are not married, the law does not assume you are the father. She would have to prove it in court and the court would force you to have a DNA test.

    Do you know what happened last night yet?
     
  16. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

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    RE: I've never heard of anyone 'signing' a birth certificate to be the father and I have 2 kids. Must be an American thing.

    Yup. It is.

    RE: what if it IS mine and i refuse to sign the certificate?

    Legally, the guy that is mentioned on the BC as the father legally is on the hook to pay for it.
     
  17. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    yeah part of my life ended
     
  18. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Well, IMO, a pregnant girl who is whoring around isn't something to hold onto....

    You should be documenting all her 'goings on' for future reference...
     
  19. AnOriginalName

    AnOriginalName Senior Member

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    ... Atleast it wasn't TWO men...?

    But seriously, that sucks. Hope it all works out [​IMG].
     
  20. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    She'll be next on Jerry Springer......"I've back for the 6th time to find my baby's daddy"
     

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