am i shaking my ass or not?

i was talking to some friends
well actually, they were talking, i was there, but i wasn't really
payin any attention, till i hear one of the guys say to the others:
'y'know how lizzy always starts shaking her ass when she's waiting for something like standing in line or waiting for the bus? well that's what...'
at that point i say: 'WHAT?!'
wait a minute...
and kevin, that guy, says: 'erm...you didn't know?! hahaha!'
so i went to this shop today to buy some magazines,
and i'm standing in line all i can think of is if my ass is shaking or not,
so when it's my turn to pay that magazine and that girl says if i want
anything else, i say: no, just ASS

 

hahahaha you actually said that?
ah lisa, you crack me up

 

i dont understand...

 

Maybe your ass gets cold and is shuddering for warmth.

Besides, what else is an ass for?

 

i store change in mine...

 

So that's why I love a little junk in the trunk.

So to speak.

 

yeah i said that...

 

shake your ass and make a movie and post it here....

 

When I'm standing in line waiting I always try to look pissed of about something so no one strikes up conversation with me.

 

i could do that too, i'd be a bad-ass-shaker

 

geesh mr. antisocial

 

okay sir.

 

I'll just be sitting here waiting......

 

You just earned 2 cool points for that awesome remark.

 

hehehe now i know were to find you :H




yeah i just hope i can find a camera

 

i got 2 cool points :H

fucking hell yeah i'm cool!

or am i now just a loser *tries to figure out which hand to make an L sign with to put in front of head*
with 2 cool points?

 

I'd be going...

LOOK AT THE SWING ON THAT BACK PORCH!!

But that's just me.

 

this board did away with cool points. but id love to see a LLL ass shaknin video

 

Damn. You know a thread is funny when you're sick at 5:45 AM and slightly buzzed and despite that shit, you are laughing your ass off.

(Which would mean the ass is shaking too)

Funny, funny thread.

And Lodog, ya damn ginger, I do that in line too!

 

"SHAKE for me Girl.....I wanna be your back door man....whole lotta love.
Do you hear that in your mind while it is shaking?
I do and so does EVERYONE ELSE...Whole Lotta Love Whole Lotta Love