Who do you worship

You and me both sister. :H

 

That will amount to about 75% Saved

 

God won't lick it, but he'll give it a kick and that kick's gonna make you regurgitate your atheism out of your system

It's called puberty

 

Its never the apex.

 

The US is at the apex of political evolution. Face it, it's at the top of the food chain.

 

for a minute i thoiught iit was the asshole but it wasnt

 

isnt jesus the guy who sailed over the ocean on a donkey and had some fans on the otherside who hung em up this cross?

 

oh ya...jesus! i think i knew that guy...he had that beard and was the son of that god fellow...ya i know em.


i keep thinking about that other jesus in the purple cloths who liked to bowl...nobody fucks with him except he did bad thing to 8 year olds...eew...

 

jesus is like the non doped up more holy version of my perverted uncle

 

We all know him, in one way or another. Maybe it is because he is the greatest celebrity ever, ot perhaps because plato's theory that knowing is merely recollecting is true, and that we were all in a state of a uniform primordial existence inside Adam's gonads.

 

who are ya talking about about man?!
i know one in orange dresses, sathya sai baba...
i dunno if he likes to bowl though maybe if he'd wear purple he would

 

i dont worship anything at all, but i do live by the golden rule

 

Fuck. Why do I whore out so much for Clintons?

Most days I think that Satan is a cheap man-made tool, and God is an angry dyke.

 

And why is there a big creepy Jimmy Carter gleaming at me?

 

the big lebowski

 

Don't trust anyone over 26?

 

That's a great golden rule, but unfortunately, it is not universalizable.