if you could be a linux/unix command?

what command will you be?

I think I'll be grep.

 

su

 

good one.

But kinda pointless if don't know the password.

 

cd

 

Okay,
~$
su
******
~#

 

*bows before the almighty root*

 

~#cd /home/ash_freakstreet; rm -fdr *

OMG I'm such a loser

 

nobody cares about dos any more.....

all this in vogue unix command line stuff.....

 

You deleted some 40 gigs of porn!!! damn you!!!

 

Ewww DOS?? Ewww ewww eww.. It's like being neutered

 

Wtf?

 

i do.

# apt-get install dosemu
# dosemu

C:\>

 

Ah crap I forgot,
~#cd /home/ash_freakstreet/.porn
cp * /usr/local/pr0n
mplayer /usr/local/pr0n/*.mpg


You should share you mean bastard :$

 

you do know you can write any command you want w\ com files right?

basic dos is the blank slate upon which everything can be built.....

I don't have enough experience with unix to know if it's the same way, but on on the 80486 in the corner of my room I can do anything I've ever needed to

 

Why are you typing giberish?

 

And you can do it all in asm using nothing more than the debug command.

 

the debug.com file is like 17 bytes

talk about 1337.

 

too late, you deleted it all. Oh.. you didn't use shred, so it's technically recoverable.