FUN cults

Discussion in 'Cults' started by BlueBong83, Jul 29, 2005.

  1. BlueBong83

    BlueBong83 Member

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    Anybody got a good cult going?
    One that involves smoking chronic and screwing chicks?
    Cmon I could be a really good enforcer...;)
     
  2. prism

    prism :o

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    The Manson family...













    Oh... nevermind. :rolleyes:
     
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  4. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    ... I'd love to find a fun one to float around in for a while... have some old guy tell me what to do, I'd never have to make my own decisions.... live on a farm and give up all my earthly possesions so I can eat gruel 3x a day.... good times.
     
  5. outtahere

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    a few weeks ago we decided to eat gruel, well not so much decided but were forced into it through our own laziness. we survived for 6 days on the stuff but i have to wonder just why oliver twist would even dream of asking for more...
     
  6. Little_Wing

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    ^^^^^LOL!!^^^^^

    Umm well my friend has (unsuccessfully) tried to start a cult group that worship her and carry around potato mashers as a sign of their loyalty to her...

    no wonder no one joined...

    LOL
     
  7. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

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    Try the Raelians.

    They're free love, cloning types who believe us to be descended from space aliens.
     
  8. GanjaPrince

    GanjaPrince Banned

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    I hear ya man, one of my dreams is starting a cult based around; Remember; Be Here Now. It is the bible to me.

    However, use of such spiritual drugs as ganja and psychedelics swould have to be a private thing if the cult were to ever get off the ground.


    But the ultimate drug sex cult that was fun, seemed to be Tim Leary's cult. wow, what a gang of jokers... that didn't last long because of johnny law.
     
  9. This threads an old one, but watch "The Idiots" by Lars Von Trier

    Now that is a fun cult.
     
  10. FiddlerOnTheRoof

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    Part of my problem with The Idiots was that blonde guy who ran the group; he could really get on a guy's nerves! :)
     
  11. I liked him, he just had problems like the rest of them. I think that was the point. He was just really passionate about it because I guess he felt jaded by society, and he did start the group remember

    But come on, wouldn't that cult be so fun. A spastic gangbang at a moments notice
     
  12. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

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    Get famous and invite the groupies in.
     
  13. SithInHeels

    SithInHeels Banned

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    Pick up a copy of the Principia Discordia. Make yourself a Pope card and start your own fun cult!

    Hail Eris!
     
  14. What is this principia discordia - I want in. I've always wanted a cult for the purpose of being surrounded by sexy women who service my every sexual need. Have to work on my brainwashing techniques.
     
  15. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    I'd like to be in a Satanic cult, go to a really religious small town in the rural south, and basically scare the fuck out of the people there. We'd have to fit into all of the Satanic cult stereotypes. Whatever popular resturaunt in town there is we'd play dungeons and dragons, and have some of our characters be demons. We'd start out normal looking at first, and gradually get worse.

    Ahahahahaha......
     
  16. woodsman

    woodsman Senior Member

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    We would be glad to have you here in Ashland, KY. Something or someone needs to shake up the Christian brain-rot in this place. We have plenty of places to play D&D, too.
     
  17. woodsman

    woodsman Senior Member

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    I'm not familiar with chronic. Is that a kind of weed or is it something else all together?
     
  18. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    its a slang term for good fuckin weeed
     
  19. Chodpa

    Chodpa Senior Member

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    Mahakali cult.
     
  20. woodsman

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    Thanks for clearing that up, soaringeagle. I appreciate the info.
     

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