if you had to.....

....have relations with a barnyard animal, which one would you most likely choose?
what about least likely?

me, i think i would choose to fuck a duck, for no other reason then having fuck rhyming with duck. i would least want to sleep with a veal cow because chances are they would just lay there.

 

sheep...oh yea, you can cuddle too and be nice and warm

 

actually, i think ill change my answer. I really like eating goat, and i think its only fair that for once they would enjoy it too

 

I know a joke where the punchline is: I got a duck for a fuck, a fuck for a duck a 25 bucks for a fucked up duck.

I'm not tellin you the joke though. It's not that good.

 

mike...youve made threads on bestiality before


i'm starting to wonder.......

 

dont some farmers have people that work there and live on the farm like an animal? if so i would chose the human

 

Haha - got your already all beat up. I've have hundreds of sexual relationshits with cows. Nothing beat a cow. I've had anal sex with 'em, pussy fuck and even fellations - had to paint my cock green so they'd think it was a huge fucken piece of grass.

 

Well if you ment an actual meaningful relationship then i would say a horse, but if you just ment for the one night stand ten i would have to say the duck just floats my boat.