- My Infinite Ass Is Backeth -

Hello characters,

Yes, I descend once more from the MONTAINS OF CLOUDS upon you all.
I knoweth that your hearts are filled with joy and your intestines with last night's last supper.
Howevereth, even your mighty God can haveth a bitch of a day.
When I cameth down upon MY joyous creations, I was smoggedeth by all that pollution shit.
Wouldeth it be too much to asketh some of you to stopeth takingeth your cars?
For fucketh's sake, Jesus had to walketh a mile just to get to the crapper. Now you kid taketh the car to maileth a letter at the post box on the other side of the street.
Some Apostles said I was all forgiving... DON'T believe everything you readeth.

Yours Trulyeth,

God Dude!

 

im amused you can't spell mountain

 

haha, its god....welcome back...

 

halle-fucking-lujah

 

Is your infinite penis also back?

 

friend and his multiple aliases are back, yippee. Id rather have bamboo chutes thrust through my toenails

 

yah i was gonna say at least we all know for sure who this was/is

 

Bout time you showed yourself

 

Who the What The Blah!

 

Got a little junk in the trunk, eh big guy?

I respect that. :H

 

For GOD sake, just talk like you normally do. its a lot less work, and your username wont be any less of a shock value.

stop saying "eth" and i might give you more souls.

you realize i am the soul distributor, right?

 

He adds a certain flavor to the place.
I read his posts in a theatrical voice.

 

tastes like the chicken flavored ramen powder packets

 

That sounds about right.

 

cuz we all know i am the only supernatural being to infest the interweb



*sarcasm**sarcasm**sarcasm**sarcasm**sarcasm**sarcasm**sarcasm**sarcasm**sarcasm**sarcasm**sarcasm**sarcasm**sarcasm**sarcasm*

 

um well hello there...god

 

its been a grip and a half since i seen you , and shit

 

Death is Gothic...

And Speaks All...Sexy...And Rich Language...

Very Poetic...

But You Sir are Not Death...

 

do you read everyones posts out load?
S

 

Woweth.

OK that could get irritating. But I was mildly amused for a moment or two.