the three stages of enebriation...

stage one...

you are buzzed(AKA buzzy the bee) you tend to laugh alot more than usual

stage two...
you are kind of zoning out from time to time(aka glassy the stare boy)

stage three...

you are fucked up...it is hard to form words or coheriant sentances and moving about is troublesome...you try to maintain balance when walking but your minds says "what the fuck do you need balance for buddy...". sometimes one becomes beligerant or very comical depending on the mood(AKA crashy the rhinoserus)

 

Being inebriated is fun though

 

i drink fast.. so i go past stage one pretty damn fast.

i like 3.. =)

 

weird.. i have only 2 stages..


the giggly or really sad stage..
then the barfing stage

go figure

 

yea, i go through stage 1 pretty fast, then at stage 2, everything slows down. doesn't matter how much i drink, stage 2 lasts a long time. i have to drink a whole lot to get to stage 3, but its always fun gettting there.

 

Not so big a fan of stage 3. inevitably leads to vomiting. I like stage 1 and 2 though

 

i disagree,, there are so many variables to the equation..

hell at my age,, 3 beers a couple puffs an im stumblin everwhere,, but my minds still coherient..

on the flip side i can be totally smashed an still carry on conversations,,, as long as i dont move...

 

I love stage three...... I have only ever thrown up once.

 

I have different stages.

1. can't walk, usually after a beer
2. can't talk, usually after 5 beers
3. can't stay awake, after 5 beers and a few shots.

I can be a crazy drunk or then there are times I'm just a people watcher.

 

I don't have stage 2 I have a nice loooooong stage 1, then straight on all fo as sudden to stage three. Guess it catches up with me, but I do quite enjoy that third stage anyway