10 commandments joke (warning: racist)

God came down and first he went to the Arabs and said, "I have
Commandments for you that will make your lives better."

And the Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"

And the Lord said, "Rules for living."

"Can you give us an example?"

"Thou shalt not kill."

"Not kill? We're not interested."

So God went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."

And the Mexicans wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not
steal."

"Not steal? We're not interested."

So God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."

The Blacks wanted an example and the Lord said, "Honor thy father and mother."

"Honor my father and mother? How are we supposed to do that, when we don't know who our father is?"

Finally He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."

"Commandments? How much are they?"

"They're free."

"Good, we'll take 10!"

 

ah,

she rolls her eyes.

 

hahahhahahahhahaha

 

heh heh. not bad, man.

 

Lol

 

WHAT?! It's totally UNACCEPTABLE to be racist like that, you're going to burn in a pit of burning jews.

 

Technically, everything is unnacceptable nowdays.

Thats a good joke. I'll tell it to a Jew I know.

 

Most tastless and politically-incorrect...but I laughed!

 

My one Jewish friend used to say if you find a penny in his apartment, it's his, give it to him. Funny guy... he would send someone out for a pack of cigarettes and demand exact change with a receipt. He played the part

 

Ditto. lol... I guess every once in awhile you have to just make fun of yourself... ::shrug::

 

thats very cool

 

Thats hilarious!
Hey.. it would not bother me if you put some white people in that mix either.
Since im too tired I will leave that one for someone more witty and awake.

Its cute. I would not doubt you find that being told by someone who is Jewish.

"This offends you as a Jew?"
"No.."
"It offends me as a comedian"

Classic

 

very nice, very stereotypical

 

i thought it was funny