I was thinking of calling people up and asking if I could help them in any way. Or perhaps asking if they wanted to sing together. Or perhaps just say "I love you!" and hang up. Do you suppose it'll work? Has anyone here tried it before?
Of course. We'll sing that song from "Hair": Sodomy Fellatio Cunnilingus Pederasty Father, why do these words sound so nasty? Masturbation Can be fun! Join the holy orgy Kama Sutra! Everyooooonnnne!
John and Yoko did something like that once. They called people up and told them that they loved them. The replies were really surprising: some people got really angry, others hung up...I guess they thought no one could actually, genuinely love them...they probably thought they were being made fun of, or in the middle of some scam. Sad, isn't it?
You do realise many people have call display. And you can find addresses from phone numbers. I hope you like cleaning egg of your windows.
If someone random called me and told me they loved me, I'd tell them I loved them back. Then they'd be the one's who are surprised. Or something.
