I haven't had sex in 5 months

ACK!!! I think he'll be faxing you his resume soon... heh!

 

You do have tiny legs!!! It is just the angle of the shot...

<light comes on>

Um... how can we all be sure those are really your legs under there?

:X

 

Believe me, if I thought I had a chance, I'd of done it a long time ago.

 

Haha Thanks boys :H

 

Boy toy? Chance?

I think you do...

:sunglasse Play it cool...

 

20 months... Maybe she's just playing hard to get...

heh...

(You can beat me with a stick later, YBH... promise...)

 

it's been 16 years for me, beat that

 

Um... No thanks...

 

I knew someone would say somethin like that

 

hahahahahahahahaha i havent hade sex in 17 and a half years

 

Damn virgins crawling out of the woodwork.

 

The kiddo's 11 months old and eating plenty. I have a decent enough sex drive (I masturbate regularly) but I have issues with pain during sex, so I'm normally not the one to initiate it. Since it hurts, I really couldn't care less if we have sex or not, but when he doesn't even try, it makes me feel unloved and unsexy. Couple that with the fact that we've been fighting constantly lately and boom, problem.

 

hmmm
maybe the two of you should sit down together, and decide to force yourselves to have sex. that might be a start. dont expect amazing things to happen right away, but maybe you both owe it to eachother to get back to your fucking. dont wait for the perfect time or perfect mood, just get to it.

 

I'm sure this has been suggested before, but all the sorry schlepps who aren't getting any currently need to meet somewhere and have a weeklong orgy. It might help clear our heads.

 

Wow... I'd intentionally stop getting some just for THAT!

 

The more, the merrier.

I think you're right.

 

Or... GAY?

hmmm...

 

Don't know 'bout the crotch problems,but eliminate ALL SUGAR from the young ones diet and I would bet that the sleep probs go away.Check labels,ect.

 

i havent had sex since the spring of 2003

 

me too.