so what's everyone drinking tonight???

hey greengoddess, is bacardi silver raz one of those bitch drinks that broads like? or am I missing out on something I shouldn't be missing? i don't think I've ever heard of it.

 

you arent missing out on anything


its crap.

 

why is she drinking crap?

 

Well, only she can answer that


....but those vodka coolers really are crap.

 

HEY CHICAGO, WHAT THE HELL?!






Yeah I can't stand those things. Alright that isn't true. i can stand them, but I'd rather not have to. They taste like juice. Which isn't bad for getting sloshed I suppose.







and ... sambuca tastes like absinthe. or absinthe tastes like samboka, whatever way you want to say it.

 

I think the worst cooler of them of is mike's hard. blah, that shit is GROSS.


and
sidenote

sambuca reminds me of my drunken aunt during christmas dinner.

 

absinthe burns SO MUCH more than sambuca. sambuca is like this deliciously syrupy and equally as inebriating form of absinthe.

 

deliciously syrupy.I think more things need to be described as such.



I don't know. I thought they tasted pretty close to the same. Were you sweetening your abby?

 

The only broad water I've ever had was some light blue stuff that they were giving away at a bar in peterborough a while back. I'd not be caught dead.


And man, how much do I wish that a liquor reminded me of a family member at holiday get togethers?! I have a little thing about having someone more inebriated than myself. That shit doesn't fly.

 

inebriated.....you couldnt have just said drunk could you.

 

is that a question or a statement?

 

I dont know


Reading it now, I'm not sure.

 

Alrighty. When you figure that out I'll be right over here.




yes I could have used drunk instead of inebriated, but I'm talking about family so I thought I'd be a little more cordial than usual.

 

So your family get togethers are sober affairs?

 

no. hell no.


I just enjoy the crown. I don't like it when people outdrink me.

 

so you want to be the centre of drunken attention??

I dont drink a lot at family affairs, they do enough of it and I just like to watch them make idiots of themselves. and, it would be really tough to outdrink them.

 

when you say it like that, no.

I see you're not one for a challenge, then.

 

I would be


But not with them.

 

oh, how come? I find that there isn't any drinking like family drinking. I think it has brought me and mine a lot closer.

 

Depends which family though


There are some who I dont want to get close with.

With those I like, I'll gladly share a drink or two or more.