i feel so girly

Yeah I'm sticking with this one.


And what the hell is wrong with aj and cc? It isn't a bad mix by normal standards but it tastes like ass 50 50.

 

Youre making me feel dumb

I dont know what aj and cc is alright!

 

apple juice and canadian club.

 

see

how was i suppose to know this??

canadian club kinda blows though. and with apple juice! err...just drink it straight up.

 

what do you think I am, a fucking lush?! drink it straight, jesus.


Not till midnight!!!!!

 

Why wait until then?

grow some balls, talkshowhost.


and apple juice really does taste like piss.

 

Because I'm a really really big pussy, is why.

Ha ha, piss reminds me of this one time in Florida. I did one of those breakaway tour things and the guide was a younger dude. Fun, but a hell of a big talker. We had the funnel out most of the week and this guy said he could funnel five beers no problem. Not known to him was the fact that we were pissing into a watercooler jug since we had been there, so we poured one beer in the funnel and filled the rest of the thing up with piss. I've never seen such a disgusted look on someones face when he realized he was drinking piss as fast as he could get it down. He puked and spilled three beers worth of piss on himself and actually got a couple gulps down. That was the only time I ever saw anyone drink piss. It was funny.

 

You let someone drink piss!?


Wow, youre deviant


The fact that he ended up spilling the piss on himself is funny actually.

 

poor motherfucker. He survived though, so it isn't all that horrible.

 

Well, I'm never accepting a funnel from you. Lesson learned.

 

what, me? I'm harmless!


my funnel days are behind me, not to worry. The most I'll do now is shotgun here and there. I don't even down'em anymore. Okay thats not true, Im a fucking magician with mixed drinks.

 

Its past midnight now.....

 

the apple juice is all but a memory.

 

good


thats what I wanted to hear.

 

are you trying to get me drunk?

 

er....no. maybe. what if i was?

i'm tempting myself over here.

 

ALEX, GET 'ER DONE!!!

What's on the menu?

 

Ive got a bit o' selection over here

But Ive got this box...literally a huge box....of tiny vodka bottles, like the ones they give you on airplanes. Theres tons left, its a neverending vodka supply. I'm tempted, I wont lie.

Maybe just a few to get me sleepy.

 

Just a few.

Nine or ten should be good. We wouldn't want you getting too shitfaced now, would we?

how the hell did you score a box of minis? I want a fucking box of little booze.

 

Someone brought it home from a certain bar. It was used for a promo event and there was a bunch left over.