i feel so girly

I've never had a manicure, and I don't really feel the urge to have one done either... I inevitably chip the paint off anyways, or break them at work if they'r eat all llong. I hate those long, synthetic gel nails though, they look sooooo tacky it's disgusting

 

what?



as if I wasn't jealous enough. You have to drop a free booze bomb. mother hell.

 

I was gonna get acrylic nails today, I think they can look nice


But I decided to keep with my own.

 

no no no. they don't.


they're hot. I love me a bitch with fake nails!!!!

 

nothing to be jealous of


okay

that is one of the positives though, i have to admitt.

 

that's cool. They probably look nice (the fake ones) if they're done well... but when they're really obviously fake they're icky, imho

 

I used to get them a lot, but stopped

They can be a nuisance and get caught in things easily.

 

Are you fucking kidding me right now?

I have just about everything to be jealous of. The booze is just the tip of the iceberg.

 

I'm a lucky woman
what can I say...

 

I don't know!



But I can say DAMN YOU WOMAN!!!