Emotional Tampons

the pic of me naked is pay-per-view

 

DAMN! now my night is just ruined!

 

I could offer you a discount

 

hmmm could be worth it

 

I'll give ya the 5 finger discount......5 fingers in my butt and you can see it...

 

YES I win both ways!!!

 

exactly

 

you got yourself a deal

 

hehe, too funny. When I read this I thought emotional tampons= soaks up emotion, but that doesn't make sense so nevermind.

 

all tampons are emotional tampons

 

hahaha, this convo made me laugh.

 

Never trust an animal that bleeds for a week and dosen't die...

 

it doesn't have to be an animal

 

That was one of the greatest conversations ever...lol; you were both quick with wit.

 

http://www.chickenhead.com/stuff/tampon/


The emotional tampon, for those unfamiliar with the breed, is a rare and delicate strain of person whose empathy is so boundless, it cannot be contained by the icy constructs of traditional social dynamics. This is the cross I bear. For me, the condition manifests itself primarily through a compulsion to pursue doomed relationships with deeply troubled women, who quickly pour countless gallons of psycho-sexual trauma into my super-absorbent psyche, then flush me like so much human Kotex.

 

a week! ya got to be joking? hell if my period lasted a whole damn week, I'd go bonkers!

 

I agree sqawkers...lol

 

my period lasts up to two weeks or more...sometimes suicide does enter your mind...

 

Hell ya....Some of us bleed like a stuck pig.....and although we don't die, we do get low iron and tired...

 

I use to get so annoyed with girls who would tell me, "like i only bleed, well, not even bleed but spot for like a day..tee-hee, i just have to wear an ultra-thin panty liners..hehetee" and id be like whipping out the overnight super absorbent pads with the super plus tampons, wearing them together like i was going into battle or something...and id have to hear about how they get no cramps or anything at all.. mean while i can feel a blod clot leaking out