Gibberish Spacetalk

Gibberish Spacetalk​

Bacon is better than Gravy
you said that to me anyway
so i agreed to taste your bewitched supper of the day.
ha!
what a ravaged mess you make of my life dear.
the leek said to the ladel.
Leeks and ladels dont mix,
someone else ran off with the best friends neighbours cat.
hm, soup or soap of the day, how very droll.

I found a jellybean on the floor today. From texas, no less...no more either. Just cinnamon,
red flavour flavor

i have no wish to make a tale of woe to you dear reader
but to froewarn you of the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.
The corrosion of the earth is aided by it,
if breathed in
it can choke.
Speeds up blah blah blah reactions/

..ready punchline:it's water. *rolls eyes* so what?
But people are so gullible nowadays. what next?
people in space!​

 

How deliciously random and weird...just my style! I love it!

 

dihydrogen monoxide isn't water, hydrogen dioxide is

 

ah ha, that makes it a double twist. don't believe everything you read