Top 1000 things that you can do with rulers

34. Put it in your pocket and pretend it's a gun.

 

number 35.
write religious poetry with it, a bucket of paint and yellow bed sheets.

 

32. (haha these numbers are screwed..) Use it as an emergency shoe horn...

 

30-something) flick boogies across the room

 

31. Sharpen it and use it to stab a mean person

 

29 twang it off the edge of the desk to make an annoying "brrriiiinnggg" noise...

 

28. Measure your wang

 

27. use it to measure how far you can deep throat

 

26. hand it to an airhead and tell them to measure their iq.

 

25. Measure shit. (You know, poop?)

 

24. Grind it up into sawdust and sell it to people in North Korea as food.

 

23. Use it to get the last bit of peanut butter from the bottom of the jar....

 

22. throw it really really far away

 

F) Make lists of what you can do with rulers.

 

20. Play a marimba with it

 

19. Put it beside things, but don't measure them.

 

18) Play games where you slid it at an angle off the edge of the desk and make it fly or "ruler boarding"

 

!) Use it for a vagina test then, on the same lady, without washing it, use it for a throat test...

 

did anyone mention spanking nuns? you really need the meter length stick for that, though, since those bitches can RUN.

 

67) Try to balance on a potato while standing on it...