stun guns...they really work....not a toy!

I got a semi friend, metal face, well last night I got one of those 2 million volt (holds 4 9 volt batts) stun guns that has the 2 inch ark of lightning across it....well just for kicks I got him with it....the dude layed on my floor shook and shit on himself.....he had a headache when he called me three hours later.....

So dont get on just for kicks or to fuck with your friends....well maybe.

 

Thank you very much for that social message. I had it on my Xmas list - gonna remove it...

 

wow, that's bad :S

 

wish i had a friend like you that would shoot me with a stun gun so i shit all over myself, well i do that anyways...

 

I'll do it to you if you do it to me.....both at the same time so we can have double the shit to roll around in

 

Nice work....remember to pass out diapers at the door to your next party...

 

lmao... mine might not be mushie, might be a little rough..got to watch out for those sharp edges..

hahaha....

 

sharp edges in shit? what the fuck are you eating? glass?

 

no, just crayons..

 

crayons are sharp?

 

im guessing you had round/blunt crayons as a child so you wouldn't hurt yourself..

 

of course.....my mother figured I would stab myself or her with them

 

Maybe she said sharp shit like her shit was intelligent or something...

 

hmmmm maybe...that could be true though...