I'm going to the Renaissance Festival!

Again!


Yayy

(But this time, i'm gonna dress warm..so as not to freeze my assss off.. )

 

yay

 

what the hell is a rennaissance festival?


have fun

 

are you wearing a costume!?


i love renaissance fairs. so fun. good food too

 

holy shit is that like knights and jousting and fair maidens and all that jazz ?


cos that would be super awesome

 

i don't have a big fance schmancy renaissance costume..i do have this dress, though
it's cute..
it's really light, though..so i'll be cold
that's what i wore tuesday when i went with school
but i'm going with my friend, and she might be wearing that..so i may be a gypsy..


yeah, hugh..it is

 

holy smokes that is so radical

medivael stuff is so badass

 

renaissance festivas are amazing. have fun.

 

i challenge you to a joust!


I DEMAND SATISFACTION!

 

sure, shall we saaaay, monday the 13th? 4 o'clock good for you?

 

can we make that 4:30? if not, whatevers good for you i suppose..

 

no no thats fine i'm free till about 5, so shall we say your castle or mine?

 

why, im yet to see your castle, shall we do it there?


(for the yanks out there, everyone in the UK owns a castle, its standard practise)

 

Oh you'll just love what i've done with the place, i've put this divine tapestry up in the main hall, LOVE IT! You must come in for a look

 

ah yes, sounds spiffing. so, what do you find to be the best technique to keep the peasents living in your grounds from moaning

 

I bugger them

 

hmmm, practical and fun

 

oh quite, quite


occasionally i force them to have sex with a horse

 

No fair reminding me that I've missed the bestest renaissance festival ever for the last 2-3 years.

 

why?