Masturbation for good causes.

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by Alternative_Thinker, Dec 7, 2005.

  1. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

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    I actually don't really mind if a guy was fascinated by me during such gatherings, as long as he respects my being heterosexual and won't try to make advances on me. But if he wants to wack off to the mere thoughts of me, he's welcome to. After all, it's a positive thing when somebody finds you to be attractive. :)
     
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    semperfi Member

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    Hairy palms, not cluster bombs
    War's not kind, beat yourself blind
    Cream your khakis, not Iraqis. [​IMG]
    Peace is spiffy, stroke your stiffy
    Don't send the fleet, just beat your meat
    War is shit, rub your clit
    Side with France, reach down your pants
    Peace is the issue. Use a tissue. [​IMG]
    War is Crappy, Slap Your Pappy
    War's for squares, play downstairs
    Stop war now, milk your cow
    When you jerk tonight, keep peace in sight. LOL
    Down with war, stroke some more
    War is cruel - flog your mule
    Get peace fever, rub your beaver!
    War is heinous, thumb your anus
    You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms [​IMG]
    War is Mean, Flick Your Bean
    War is wrong, whack your schlong.
    I'm going blind for Mankind
    War is silly, whack your willy
    Think globally, whack locally
    Don't smitten, kill a kitten.
    -original text from masturbateforpeace.com

    Who knew all these years what I was doing was helping to spread peace?
     
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  3. Interested

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    Nice idea; I too am familiar with that website. Exactly what good it does to think you are doing it for peace when you masturbate, I am not sure. However, I do know that since I started to masturbate as much as I wanted I feel very peaceful and relaxed. So if everyone did it a lot, they would be less aggressive I think.
     
  4. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

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    I totally forgot about one thing... It's damned hard to focus on a specific thought just before and during an orgasm. I was masturbating yesterday and, when I was about to cum, I start wishing happiness for my friends... EXCEPT, it was really hard to do, LOL.

    But it was great. I'll gladly do it again, obviously. :)
     
  5. Flight From Ashiya

    Flight From Ashiya Senior Member

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    I thought you meant: Masturbate for Charity.[​IMG]



     
  6. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

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    Sort of, yeah... But it isn't like we'd get money involved in this whole thing, eh. This is entirely spiritual, and we basically incorporate some positive thought such as world peace into our masturbatory session. It all takes place in your head, basically. :)
     
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    I think you have an honest idea that perhaps many of us may not be bold enough to share. I agree that self love is important and can take many forms, masturbation being one of them.

    Christine
     
  8. El Duce

    El Duce Member

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    Trust me you well go blind and grow hairs in the palm of your hands = The Bible said so.
     
  9. GanjaPrince

    GanjaPrince Banned

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    Why masterbate for any other reason? I do masterbate for peace, horray, horray, horray! It is a prayer!
     
  10. Even though i'm really masturbating because i'm horny rather than for peace, I think it brings out pacifist tendencies. Just whack that HATE away.
     
  11. Ophion

    Ophion Members

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    To me this is at the core of the idea of masturbating for peace, though I think it is more about sexual frustration that about time.

    People have noted that many religions have various rules around sexual expression which, certainly in the more extreme cases, and if actually followed, would create a population of people who are sexually frustrated. It has then been suggested that this causes the sex drive to be sublimated into other things of which agression and war are but two. Very recently I read a post (maybe not on here) from someone who commented on how absurd it seemed that violence on film is considered perfectly acceptible and sex is not. He was commenting specifically on the situation in the USA but I am sure that is not the only place it applies.

    So, on that basis I can't see the same rationale for masturbating for other causes. Sure, if someone wants to sponsor me to masturbate then I'd be up for it, especially as I'd be doing it anway, but I think the normal expectation is that people get sponsored for doing something out of the ordinary that requires preparation/unusual effort.
     
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    PineMan Senior Member

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    Wouldn't that be a great way to fight a war? Instead of the standard tanks with great big guns on, we could just have the soldiers with their own 'handguns' shooting into a couple of big tanks (as in vats). Whichever side managed to fill their tank most wins the war.
     

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