the chris dream

so...i dreamed i was very pregnant and very angry about that.
why was i angry?
because i received a letter from the government saying:
your kid will be the new jesus and you need to call it chris.
it had a pic of chris with it and an it explained that i had to call it chris,
cuz chris is the best thing that could ever happen to people.
it also had a list with various names (burby, pauly, hugh etc etc)
and i had to mark the name of the person i was having this chris/baby/jesus with.

 

im scared. very scared.

 

so am i


dreams...they don't come true right?!

 

i hope not.

 

i also wonder why it was this pic that the government linked to 'jesus':

 

i cant see the pic.



im not even a theist...

 

it's the hat picture

 

Chris is actually the anti-christ

 

i told you, if you tell people that, ima have to kil you

 

haha... that's so weird! and who was the father?

 

*cough cough*

erm...hahahaha...erm...

i'm so not gonna tell that!!!

 

twas hugh, wasnt it

 

:&

 

i mean: No!

why would you think that?!

 

no reason at all..?

 

i don't get it

 

wow... you and hugh... having a son... chris...

 

I can't help it, i'm exceptionally potent, and sexy

 

and you always speak the truth!

 

your darn tootin' right i do :H