"I'd love to eat your box, very sexy" thats a PM that some dude sent me. i found it humorous so i thought i'd share. *muffled giggles*
I get a weird one every now and then. "Hi, I was just browsing the horny thread and saw your profile, i'm bi-sexual and you look really horny in your photos...... I'm single at the moment but have a few pics of me and my ex with another girlfriend. I'm really horny at the moment which is why I am writing to a complete stranger but you just look too hot to handle, I would love to see more intimate pics of you and another man & woman." Yes, I do look really horny in my pictures. See: signature pic. That IS my horny face. And yes, I am too hot to handle. *raises eyebrow* More intimate pictures? More?
haha thanks guys. but my "box"??? LOL! toolmaggot- yea, i've gotten those creepy kind too, and it actually freaks me out when they use good english.
Hey, gruven... Pass me that box of yours? Yeah, that one. Thanks. *grabs it, lifts it, turns it around, tosses it, puts it on a table, picks it back up, and engulfs it* Jokes aside, I think we're all interested in eating your "box". But why do they call it a "box", anyway...... *ponders*
It looks like a heart shape from a certain angle. Looks great. Ummm.... Wait a sec.... Is THAT where the song "Heart-shaped Box" came from?? *blinks*
I got that pm too, word for word they're the same. And box, well, one of my mom's friends refers to the farm animals genitalia as boxes if they're female... I think it's a more country sort of a reference than anything else
