Uh oh I fucked up....

I work at an art gallery and I am showroom manager and today I broke something. What do I do? Say a kid broke it? Say that I broke it on accident which I did? Hide it and take it home to glue it?

 

pretend ya kno nothin about it.

what?

oh reeaally??

what a terrible shame!

(how much was it worth?)

 

Don't take it home whatever you do! You could end up getting accused of stealing it.


Is there even a possibility of any security cameras (maybe hidden)?

I hope it works out ok, I am sooo clumsy, always breaking stuff so i know how you feel

 

That's a good idea. I could put it back and say I never noticed it but there where these hellish kids in earlier... do you think it would work?

 

haha..oops...


Unless they have cameras, you should be fine with playing dumb. But I guess that's technically lying, and that's not the hippy way.... I would let someone else find it and pretend not to know anything about it, unless someone asked me directly, "Did you break this, Hannah?" Any other varation of that question or one like it would get a "No. I can't believe someone would do this, though!"

 

No security cameras she is too poor for that.

 

TO think it broke because I was trying to be good by cleaning. Uh I will go put it back right now and later play dumb.

 

Play stupid.

 

Tell them you magically turned one piece of art into several pieces of art.

 

youve never heard of crazy glue?

 

So I was on the phone with someone and heard something broke and again it was that piece of shitty art well I freaked and called Colleen (the boss) about it breaking and she was all calm and said it broke before and to take the display down. I played stupid real well

 

kinda like on Mr. Bean the movie where he screwed up the painting, but he fixed it useing a poster, if its a vase you could reglue it back together, or just by a flashlight because u put your weed in there

 

Well I don't know where the flashlight came into this thread but yeah it's all better so no worries.

 

I'd tell the Truth...

 

so would i.

it's kinda retarded not to.

 

if you can get away with lyin and u might lose your job, go for it....

 

I think some people have no room for preaching about lying....

 

Well You Should tell the Truth...and Own up to Your Actions...


Honesty...Don't ever Blame it on Someone else...Not Fair On Them...

 

if you were talking to me, i wasnt preaching.

im just saying, something like that is an accident. accidents happen. people should know that.