Are you addicted? Take the test.

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Silvine, Dec 11, 2005.

  1. phantastick

    phantastick Member

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    You are paranoid and have a painful erection, dont you? lol that's me alright...
     
  2. XeuphoricXmindX

    XeuphoricXmindX Member

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    this joke was a let down..... :mad:
     
  3. TheMistress

    TheMistress Senior Member

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    hahha, so im sexy huh??!!
    well thanks..I used to be a major pot head,
    but it made me feel like shit.
    btw your pic is wacko
    lol
     
  4. XeuphoricXmindX

    XeuphoricXmindX Member

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    i agree w/all ov you.....
    lol.............................
    damn im stoned... i love hydro... wow....
     
  5. Jointman69

    Jointman69 High Nigga Pie

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    wow....its gotta be a joke.....the longer my erection lasts the more times my girlfriend cums before i do....so prolonged erection is a good thing!
     
  6. XeuphoricXmindX

    XeuphoricXmindX Member

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    he speaks the truth.... besides its funner that way..... :H
     
  7. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Don't tell me you didn't already know this, I mean c'mon!!!
     
  8. XeuphoricXmindX

    XeuphoricXmindX Member

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    lol she knew it dude.... shes trippin lol......... :p
     
  9. WeeDMaN

    WeeDMaN a pothead

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    skin up: ABOUT CANNABIS

    [​IMG] Cannabis is green, red, black, purple, or blue flower of the cannabis genotype. The colour indicates the quality of the sensi with lime green being the most desireable. Cannabis causes hallucinations, anxiety, euphoria, and prolongs erections. It is expensive and an habit can easily be formed from ingesting cannabis brownies.

    ID: dro, weed, bud, shit, grass, dank, hydro, diggedy, crip.

    Cannabis comes in different forms with oil being the best type of high to lose your mind and listen to music. Less common is hashish or resin. Because of extremely difficult laws preventing Moroccan into the country users have to accept they can only score inferior home grown cannabis.

    The Effects

    Cannabis is usually smoked in a reefer. This is a rolled up cigarette consisting of a mixture of 90% tobacco and 10% cannabis. If a user insists on building a 100% cannabis reefer they usually cannot finish the whole thing and only take one hit before monging on the couch eating nachos.

    Regular users will insist on mystifying cannabis, stating effects are different for every individual. This is a myth however, as usually the user initially starts giggling until their face hurts to eventually lying down and listening to music. Sometimes cannabis users attempt sexual intercourse but this is not adviseable due to painful prolonged erections that will only result in the female not enjoying the sexual experience.

    Cannabis is an introspective drug. The user will find themselves talking to themselves inside their mind, often feeling quite insane as if taking a much stronger hallucinogen such as LSD. These inverted thoughts often lead to depression that the world is full of shit and their taste in clothes and music suck.

    Someone who smokes too much will usually get a dry mouth, red eyes, and a prolonged erection. Female users may experience an enlarged vulva. These symptoms are perfectly normal and relaxing on the couch eating grilled cheese with iced OJ is acceptable.

    Negative Symptoms

    Even the most hardened user will get paranoid.

    Cannabis fucks with your memory.

    Prolonged erections.

    Addiction

    Cannabis users are weak and escaping reality therefore addiction is inevitable. Users can experience physical withdrawal such as loss of appetite, sleepless nights, excessive masturbation, and thoughts of suicide.

    Users experienceing addiction can come to terms with other users by stealing from their friends and family to support their habit. 45% of street crime is because a cannabis addict wants a fix.


    this bs made me wanna shit in the mouths of whoever made this site.
     
  10. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    HAHAHAHA Tis a worthy punishment, but some piss and vomit should be added to the mix, along with some cyanide.
     
  11. Groovy Toker

    Groovy Toker Senior Member

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    "Someone who smokes too much will usually get a dry mouth, red eyes, and a prolonged erection. Female users may experience an enlarged vulva"... So females get a enlarged vulva.. but no red eyes or dry mouth.. well aren't they lucky
     
  12. WhisperingWoods

    WhisperingWoods too far gone

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    Hey, everything is known to be habit forming.

    That site sucks, the "test" doesn't even say anything, and many of the questions have nothing to do with dependency/addictivity.
     
  13. EnterTheFarside

    EnterTheFarside the cats pajamas

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    "Hardcore addict traits exist in your mind."

    YEAH! EXTREME!!

    the way i put it: Marijuana is not addictive, it is extremely habit forming
     
  14. EnterTheFarside

    EnterTheFarside the cats pajamas

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    Im with him.

    he/she must of mentioned "Prolonged Erections" seven times in that website. who the fuck cares?
     
  15. Mordiana

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    I'm probably not the first thinking that site is either a joke or done by someone with absolutely no knowledge of it, what a fucking bullshit.
     
  16. Gixer

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    I'm sure its just a piss take. The question about the warm feeling in your groin for a start! I thought it was a pointless waste of time, but funny never the less :)
     
  17. PLyTheMan

    PLyTheMan Senior Member

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    [[Hardcore addict traits exist in your mind.]]

    Fuck you, Skin-Up!!!!

    Now where's my damn fix?! >_>
     
  18. XeuphoricXmindX

    XeuphoricXmindX Member

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    i need one to about now....
     
  19. the blue skittle

    the blue skittle Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    it all depends on oh many you answered yes, one is mild addict and then like 8 is on the verge of raping people you junkie.
     

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