100 things you can cut with a chainsaw list:

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  1. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

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    60. skeeters in December
     
  2. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

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    59- Dogs. Worthless dogs that eat my wife's underwear that I have to replace, because they're my dogs. :mad:
     
  3. Friend

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    58. The actor that plays Jason.
     
  4. daisymae

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    57) cookie dough that comes in a tube
     
  5. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    56) coupons
     
  6. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    55) enough people in Texas that they could call it a massacre...
     
  7. ihmurria

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    54) fabric, if you don't mind having uneven hems
     
  8. Boogabaah

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    53) bottle cap.. can't find my opener
     
  9. Evil Icecube

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    52) Butter
     
  10. Boogabaah

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    51) david lettersman top 10 list
     
  11. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    50) a human corpse
     
  12. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    49) TOFURKY!!


    i just burped and it tasted like the tofukry avocado sandwich i just ate.. yummy
     
  13. Friend

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    48) The new pope.
     
  14. Boogabaah

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    47) the old pope?
     
  15. Tigerbeam

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    46)old hippies
     
  16. Dariah

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    45. my exboyfriend's dick.
     
  17. Boogabaah

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    44) rootbeer
     
  18. Friend

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    43) You could technically use a chainsaw to sharpen your 2HB pencils.
     
  19. steffan

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    42, everything, because the judge says she gets half
     
  20. Tigerbeam

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    41. the bitch that gets half herself
     
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