family guy moments

i like it when the mom is at the gynecologists ,the doctor walks in leans down and says hello,hello hello like theres an echo.i spit up my coffee on that one

 

ahhh family guy...what would we do without it??

 

I am addicted to this show and have seen every episode like 5 times. I don't have a favourite... I like them all

 

Lois Griffin: Peter, what did you promise me last night?
Peter Griffin: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party.
Lois Griffin: And what did you do?
Peter Griffin: Drank at the stag pa -... Whoa! I almost walked right into that one.

Lois Griffin: You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me.
Peter Griffin: Uh, what could me and you do together?
[Lois giggles]
Peter Griffin: Lois. You've got a sick mind.
Lois Griffin: Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter Griffin: Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.

Joe Swanson: Wait a second. What about Peter? He's the one who wanted the trophy all along.
Peter Griffin: I couldn't have stolen it. Last night I was stealing Joe's ladder so I could steal the trophy tonight.
Lois Griffin: Peter!
Peter Griffin: What? It's a ladder. He can't use it. That's like taking a watch off a dead guy.

 

Family Guy rules! I like all the episodes.

 

"you know, the sad part is, he wasn't always evil." - Chris

 

changed my mind, the new episode on an hour ago had brian doing the bananna thing from the internet. i almost shit my pants

 

Oh man, I could go on for hours quoting the show.

One of the better subtle moments:

Meg (talking to Kevin, the boy she likes): I.. I can't taste salt! *bursts into tears and runs away*

Me: *blink blink* ... *falls off couch laughing*

 

Peter - "Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says 'Ooooooo'."
Brian - "Peter, thoses are Cheerios."

 

I like Herbert the old pedophile. He's the one that likes the 'muscly armed' paperboy --he's hilarious

 

The one where Peter flashes back to when he was once a security guard for George Harrison. In the background you see that guy climb over the wall and you hear screaming, and Peter says "be quiet, you crazy Beatle" or something like that...

 

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My favorite show

 

aahha I can't count all the magical moments on the actual show, but i LOVE that TBS commercial when they're driving in the car and peter slams on the brakes. Brian goes flying in the air and hits the windshield and Peter just goes "JEEZ! Brian! Buckle up!"

HAHAH

 

When the guys are hanging out in the drunken clam playing I never.

Clevland: I never had sex with a woman with the lights on.
(everyone but Clevland drinks.)

Joe: I never had sex with Clevlands wife.
(Clevland and Quagmire drink.)

Peter: I never did a chick in the Logan airport bathroom.
(Quaqmire drinks)

(Lots of time passes)

Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.

Quaqmire: Oh comeon!
(Quaqmire drinks.)

 

Peter: did you see the rock? it was like, POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER! POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER! POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER! POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

Lois's brother: AWWWWW! AWWWW! AWWW!

Peter: hold on, you cant hear me. POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER! POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER! POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

 

I could quote this forever and a day

But this has been stuck in my head for ages:

"What its not like he felt his cousin up in the garage that thanksgiving when I was nineteen" -Peter

 

love it

 

Chris Griffin: Hey, maybe it's Meg's toad

Lois Griffin: Now don't you try and pawn this off on your sister, she's a good girl.

Chris Griffin: Oh yeah? What about the time she strangled our other sister?

Lois Griffin: Now Chris, we told you that was just a very bad dream.

Chris Griffin: But I remember it so...

Lois and Peter Griffin: IT WAS A DREAM!!!

 

oh god i actually could quote for days...
i think my favourite quote is on the one where peter becomes "lando griffin" when lois says he cat take meg to the prom and he makes his bed look like he is in it...
peter (on cassette player)-"lois i dont wannt to talk right now" (something like that)
lois-"im not surprised by the way you treated meg"
peter-"lois i though we wernt going to talk about thagt anymore"
and then some other stuff that i cant remember then...
peter (on casset player)- "lois if you havnt yet noticed that im not here please flip the tape over to side b"

another is:
lois "peter you've been sitting on that couch for 2 weeks"
brian "er actually lois its more like 13 days"
peter "fine lets go for a walk"
(brian get up, gets in a fork lift truck and picks up peter and smashes out part of their front door to get him out"

or

(from the same episode as the one above)
jake tucker-"whats that dad?" (looking at super fat peter on forklift truck)
tom tucker-"why thats the planet mercuary son, now what its doing down here i havnt the foggiest"
peter (shouting) "IM A GUY YOU JACKASS"
ME-"HAHAHAHA"