How many of you make DUI phone calls.......

That is dialing under the influence. I regret making many this past sat.night. It's just so easy now with cell phones and all. Oh well I'll get plowed again and use the phone again.

 

Ive had quite a few people do this to me, really late at night (or early morning if you prefer)

and I know I had done it a couple of times.

 

hah yes I am notorius for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and im not even funny when I do it, other think im funny but I accidentally called my cell once and heard my message the next day and was like damn Im really retarded I shouldn't be allowed near alchohol.

 

I'm going to admit something that I'm rather embarrassed about, don't think is very cool at all and would never do again. I made a different kind of DUI phone call.


Four years ago while living in Ohio, I was pretty drunk and parked right outside of a bar. I lived only a half mile away, but didn't want to walk because my car would get towed overnight and I didn't want to spend the $75 to get it out of the pound. When I walked out of the bar, I did so laughing with a friend, visible drunk and fell flat on my face in front of two cops. Obviously if I got in my car, I'd be screwed and rightfully so.

The thought came to me to hop in the ally next to the bar, call 911 and report a supposed brawl going on up the street. I did it and when I walked around the corner, the cops got in their cars and raced off like mad men. I then hopped in my car and made it home safely.

I'm certainly not proud of this. I swore to myself that I would never drive drunk again after this happened, which aside from one time in WV a year later, which again I feel like an idiot for, I have not.

If I know I have to drive somewhere these days when I go out, I'm pretty religious about counting how many drinks I have over time and knowing my limits and being safe.

That's my drunken dialing story

 

man i did the night before my 21st birthday.. what a mess that was..

 

a little while ago i called every single male in my phone book who wasn't related to me and told them i loved them, that i'd love to ahve sex with them, and that they should call me if they ever needed a good time. yeah... i'm not allowed to have my phone with me when i go out anymore.

 

Wait, so does this mean our weekend isn't gonna happen?

:$

 

ooooooohhhhhh no. I only call girls when I'm drunk and tell them how I wish they were with me and every single detail of the evening and if the time on the machine runs out I call back and back and bcak until Im done

 

I want one of you...

 

yes yes, if i happen to get a hold of a cell phone while drinking...then i call my friends who aren't out with me. or if people ask me to call them drunk then i do that. its always fun to do.

 

I did that when I was like 15. Now I'm smarter than that. :H