Describe the poster below you

The poster below me is a poster of a Ferrari Testarossa.

 

muahahaha i am the king of the road and nothing else can even come close​

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the poster below me likes to lick horse balls.........​

 

phew, posted just in time I LOVE LICKING HORSE BALLS!


the person below me watches the movie Forrest Gump constantly and annoys all friends by saying "you an me are like peas and carrots" in response to nearly anything.

 

seamonster you described me exactly hehe​

the poster below me has a beehive stuck in their ear....​

 

i just wish the entrance to the hive was on the outside
beestings and brainmatter are not a good combination.


the next person enjoys wearing a catheter in their urethra, and does so as a fashion statement.

and they somehow pull it off

 

going pee is like sooo last week dahling


next poster has a secret collection of used trash bags

 

I would love to see your latest fashion spread!


I do have a collection of used, and filled with trash trash bags at the moment, some buzzing with flies.


the person below me plans to breakdance their way across Asia.

 

AH YEAH! but first ill have to learn how not to suck at breakdancing.

the poster below me breathes fire off of tall buildings naked.

 

How did you know?



The next person secretly loves me

 

of course i Love you.


the next poster secretly catches bees and likes get stung on thier tounge.

 

Its not a secret.

The next poster is the sexiest bitch alive.

 

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The next poster wants to chase a small dog around a computer, a table, and a walrus

 

AH YEAH! ill get that small dog someday.


the next poster is one of the dogs from that painting with dogs playing pool.

 

I'm the one on the left.


Next poster drives to work in one of those little cars the shriners have for parades.

 

Yup, and I got 19 switches for my hydraulics too!!!!


Next Poster wants a piece of Morrisey's ass.



**drives off in bouncing mini-car**

 

Ya know it...


the next poster loves golden showers, puts R. Kelly to shame...

 

The poster below me is a poster of a beautiful waterfall surrounded by magical looking trees with dewdrops hanging down on their leafs.

 

indescribably dimented

 

ill have to cop to this dimensia or itll kill da thread

 

poster below wants to travel the world in search of riots !