Are you a happy little squirrel?

If so.... come frolick with me.

Squirrels are cute. They are the cutest creature to roam the eath. God Said, "Let there be squirrels to entertain mankind...." and the rest is history

Squirrels are the de-facto rulers of the world. Watch out, they are smarter than you!!! Very smart, yet playful humans can be considered squirrel-spirited, and the squirrel spirited will be forever belong to the garden of simplicity in the exalted plane, it is not a place of solemn holiness, but a place of playful innocence that manages to remain untouched... somehow

Watch out.... we are about steal your nuts. Oh, wha! we just did... now come to our garden if you want your nuts back!

The Squirrel-motion represents a form of primal, unadulterated sensuality.... do the squirrel dance (if you don't know how to do it... we'll show you how to do it) *squirrely chuckles*

Squirrels can run circles around you!!

C'mon... you want to be a squirrel, right. I know you do....

 

I'm not a happy little squirrel but this guy is because he has eaten all the pretty red squirrels nuts and stolen their homes. Are you a red or grey squirrel?

 

I am a red squirrel, but grey squirrels can be friendly too, they are a little naughty but not completely evil

 

No I agree grey squirrels are not completely evil- they can be sweet at times but a little cheeky I find. Well it's nice to meet you Ash Freaksteet the squirrel. I think you are the first of the squirrel family to post in the hipforums.

 

No, I am definately NOT a happy little squirrel. Squirrels are nasty. They pee in my barn. Lately, they've been dying in my barn too. Something is making them burst. So how happy are you now, little squirrels? How happy are you now?

 

"Be like the squirrel girl, be like the squirrel"

aaauuww aaauuuww ahhaaauuww auwww

 

check out http://www.elgoonishshive.com/ . theres a squirrel girl there, and its hilarious

 

don't say mean things about the cute little squirrels! i'll tell santa!!

 

I ran over a squirrel yesterday. They drop stuff in my pool all the damn time.

 

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I was in the barn yesterday cleaning up broken glass from squirrels climbing on my shelves. They knocked over a beer bottle. Accident? Unintentional? I think not!

 

be nice to the squirrels you!!

 

*grumbles into keyboard, but (as usual) acquiesces to Sara Rose*

*releases grey squirrel from guillotine*

 

Squirrels ARE adorable little creatures, aren't they?

 

Yeah Im a squirrel .... Me likes nuts!

 

Welcome Bother Eric.

Thank you Sara Rose, you are the most beautiful scurriophile in the world... you should join us in Squirrelville some time.

 

can i be a happy little jellyfish?

 

sure, Jellyfish ar friends and allies of the Squirrels

 

YES! YES! I want to be a squirrel!

Teach me, master, teach me! Show me the path to enlighted squirreliality!