Drug test success stories?

Yo yo.

I apologize for the clichéd topic, but for the first time ever I could be facing a pre-employment drug test, possibly in as soon as two weeks (hell, possibly sooner).

I've heard Niacin works well for flushing out your system in like, two days, but I also think I've heard that tests might be able to detect that sort of thing now. I've also heard drinking lots of cranberry juice and water helps.

Unfortunately I've had some tweeds at my disposal recently and have been smoking like it was going out of style for the past week, as recently as last night. Fortunately, I'm a skinny-ass mofo and I've heard that might get the stuff out of my system more quickly.

So, I guess I'm asking if any of you on this fine forum have any suggestions about methods you've used to get clean fast - methods that actually worked. I don't know that I would have an easy time getting someone else's urine, so...

any thoughts?

Much appreciated,
Hanzo

 

I buy the powdered urine online. It cost around 40 dollars, but has a double money back gaurentee. Good stuff.

 

Just drink alot of water. Don't smoke obviosly. You can use an herbal detox or some pills like niacin. People say they can detect detox pills, but the standard drugs tests won't show them. If you don't smoke that often it won't be that much of a problem either. Daily smoking on the other hand can take much longer to clear out of your system.

PS. If you do an herbal detox its better for you and it can't be detected, but i'm pretty damn sure they don't usually test for detox pills. Also, if you do take niacin, don't take too much and be carefull cause it will make you feel a burning sensation if you take alot of it and sometimes i hear its terrible.

 

I'm a daily pot smoker and I have used some stuff that you add to your urine successfully, but they are detecting the additive in the standard tests now. Last few people I know that tried it failed. The stuff at the local head shop (with double money back guarantees) that you swallow the night before did not work for me and they did honor their guarantees. Could be a good racket, huh? Drinking alot of water and pissing constantly only showed that I had diluted my sample, so that didn't work - you would have to add creatin to your sample and they still detected lots of MJ in my system. I think powdered or fresh urine is the only way to go. Your only worry then is getting and keeping the temperature correct, because they test for that, too. Good Luck!

 

You can get powdered uring that has a little heater that automatically heats it to the right temp. Most come with that, i believe..

 

Also, don't be dieting. THC is stored in your fat cells and while dieting you are expelling those fat cells. I have read an article in High Times documenting a woment who tested dirty after 10 years, because of this.