All I know is....

...if 15 years of the Simpsons hasn't straightened americans out, there may be no hope.

All you know is...

(Ok, now you write "all I know is..." and continue with something witty, informative, or basically anything that keeps my thread going in the space below).

 

...if I don't go to the bathroom right now, I am liable to have a yellow puddle underneith my computer desk. brb

 

.... Beer is good

 

All I know is... That...... Ah fuck this is too difficult.

 

this planet is on a crash course for a major disaster unless the aliens that created us come back soon and help us back onto the right path

 

Yellow haze, my pants are stained
Guess I better drain my vein
Ok, my bladder's dry
'scuse me while I zip my fly

 

I need to get stoned, but its going to be so much fucking work

 

All I know is...that my husband has naughty plans for me again this evening.

 

that my greatest fear is that all sentient species slowly die out as they discover the futility of their instincts

 

that the less I think the happier I am.

 

I have tits

 

It's not whether or not you have tits that matters, it's how willing you are to share them with the rest of us.

 

Tits are nice.

 

I agree

Actually


I dont know


All I know is nothing.

 

I used to know nothing, but I forgot.

 

im just glad i smartened up n figured out just how ignorant i am

 

.....that I want some peanut butter and fruit loops.

 

I'm lucky enough to be surrounded by people who are more than happy to point it out to me.

 

All I know is I've quit drinking alcohol....
























I freeze it now and eat it like popsicle HAH!

 

All I know is.......................................................................

























































You're a dork.