Avacado Salesman is God.

AVACADO SALESMAN is GOD!!!!!

All bow and send me Cheeto's.

Crunchy, not puffed.

 

*unable to resist, Daisy sends out 3 cases of Cheetos, crunchy not puffed.*

 

Nope sorry, we are all out of cheetos, you get a case of olives instead

 

OOOOOO send me olives......for my cocktail ya know!!!!!!

 

Too late man, already sent them out. But i'll tell you what i'll do for you and only you. You get the once and a lifetime chance to do my dirty laundry. Don't pass it up, an opportunity like this rarely comes around.
I'm just too damn generous.....

 

Interesting.

 

I have yet to recieve a single cheeto!!!!!

 

I thought God was God

 

It's all lies I tell you! Lies, LIES!

 

Aw man! I dont hae cheetos.... would pirates booty puffs do, as I am an organic girl. oh no... will I feel your squrellllyyyy wrath?! oh man I am really freakin out now! what do i do? send the organic bootey? or go against my principles and buy the cheetos? as a god you should really know that cheese shouldnt go crunch. are you one of those cheesie gods? I hear its not easy bein cheesie.....

 

Organic will do. I know it aint easy being cheesey, that is why this is the path I have chosen.

 

I'll tell ya what. Switch from avacados to pineapples and we might have a deal

 

I peddle both

 

hey god, mind sending some good fortune my way? oh, and *bow bow bow*.

 

cheetle = the stuff left on your fingers after you eat cheetos

 

Pirates booty! I work in a grocery store, and I saw that stuff in the organic food section. I laughed quite a bit when I saw that name on the package.

 

awww... gross! Cheetos and all similar cheese puffs are intensely vomitous! GROSS! I would eat them only if you paid me in guitars, or if I was to eat them off of somebody interesting.

- but I admit i must have a dorito every once in a while. oops -

 

I could pay in guitars, but I prefer not have to to pay people to adore me.....defeats the purpose.

 

wow yer like the 4th god ive met on here... im just sure which one to believe, which one do you think is right?

reminds me of a south park episode...

 

No, no, I do that for free.

You only have to pay me if I'm going to eat Cheetos for you. Or you can get me Jimmy Page and put te cheetos all up in there, and I will glady eat every one.

But no adoration and hero worship comes free.