pooeeeeetttttyyy.....man

Man, you lost me in your first post about pudding. What. The. Fuck? Awesomeness!

 

wow

 

A long time ago there was a haaaaaale. You get it? hale. whao. the sound of werewolves.

 

there was an old man called santa who loved a bit of banter ........................but there was a clause in his contract which he had to honour otherwise he would be a goner ...........sit on a sleigh for a full day and night making the kids faces beam with light .............also givin mums a fright .................down the chimley he rolls then burnin his arse on red hot coals.................then flys back up the chimley sayin ho ho ho man watch rudolph go

 

^^^^^^amazing

I love ska music
When I pack a bowl the rythm is sick
It makes me get up and be quick
It makes me want to skank all night
It's got that kind of sound you just can't fight
With jazz rythms and punk lyrics it's a winning combination
It's a dissapointment it's not enjoyed across the nation
And that is my aggrivation with ska.

Yeah, how's that for a twist ending?!?!

 

cool man ...........moon stomping more ska la

 

i am as high as the sky on a sunny july.

Wake and bake, have a cupcake

 

ganja in the mroning

ganja in the evening

ganja at suppertime

when gnja is in your pocket

you can smoke gnja anytime

yeah..thats wayyyy better the those pizza bagel bites..

 

there was once a football team called everton............the players couldnt play couldnt even run.................lost two straight one at home.............one of the backs even made an own goal.................but hope isnt lost they can still get their path straight.............because if they dont they could be forced to relegate............but thats ok because theres still gerrard and liverpool.........but hold on, just last week some shitty south american team took them to school........oh well its time to pack a bowl........and watch van nistelroy score yet another goal.

 

there woz this team called man u ........who for years never had a clue .........even got relegated to division 2 ........... but the good times shone with a new manager called big ron then ferguson.........but now there glory days have gone ...........keane got on his bike and took a hike............ benfica knocked them out .........then came the shout ..........ferguson out . ......... now its time to drift with a big fat spliff and watch the blues climb to fifth . have a good xmas

 

there was a old man called bert who was a bit of a blert ........he went the shop to buy a mop....... and came back with a skirt ........his mate called fred called bert a big fucken ted ........then fucked right off to bed . as morning broke bert got up and stuck some tea in his cup and had a sup ........he went the shop to buy a mop and ended up chinnin a cop .........two weeks later in court judge asks if he had any thoughts ........bert looks over at the cop and sez cause of you yer bastard me kitchen floor still has"nt been mopped...........................................ahhhhhhhhh dont the days just fly