I eat out of the garbage

Sometimes I pretend that I am homeless and scavange through fast food restaurant dumpsters.

 

Say what?

 

i bet that is fun.

 

desperate for cheap thrills?

 

Maybe tommorow you should pretend to be a whale and eat out of the plankton. You might want to dress up like a plankton to lull them into a false sense of comfort.

Try not to drown while eating with your mouth open.

 

Heheh, got a good laugh outta that... However, eating out of fast food dumpsters doesnt sound all that bad. I mean, y'know how there are those people who are freegans and only ever eat food they can find for free? Well, I always thought that was an interesting idea, maybe it'd be worth a try every once and a while. Y'know, open your mind to new ways of life etc.

 

you realise you're taking food out of the mouths of those of us...I mean, um...those unfortunates, who actually are homeless.

 

Surely there's enough for everyone? I mean, sooo much food gets tossed out nowadays.

 

That's true. All the good stuff's on the bottom anyway. Most rookies don't know that.

 

Is that so? Hmm, might be a bit of trouble getting to the bottom, though, you'd have to tip everything else out, would you not? And why would the good stuff be at the bottom? Doesnt really make sense to me... unless the goodness weighs it down and it sinks to the bottom

 

the dumpster at taco bell is the best

 

ewww... I wouldve though grocery stores might have lots to throw out

 

Yes, it's a sceintific fact that goodness has a higher molecular density than not-so-goodness.

Anyway you would get to the good stuff at the bottom by diving, hence the term; dumpster diving.

 

I wont even eat at the counter at taco bell.

 

Well how about that? Ive never heard that term 'dumpster diving' before. Seems a bit tidier than chucking everything else out.

 

Never know what you'll find either. It's how I met my last girlfriend.

 

aww, thats kinda sweet. She wasnt at the bottom of a dumpster, though was she? Though I bet she'd sink with all that heavy goodness, right? Oh eff, I didnt mean that offensively... sorry. I'd bet y'do find loadsa interesting things though. Find anything else particularily interesting?

 

I found a bum in the dumpster at lees famous recipe chicken when i worked there along time ago

 

She was just reeking in goodness! I was fellin my way around on the bottom of the dumpster when I grabbed what I thought was an over ripe tomato...

did you turn him in for the deposit?

 

Hmm... finding people in dumpsters might be a bit creepy. I s'pose itd be alright if they were lovely like your last grlfriend (assuming she was lovely, yes?), but that bum might've freaked me out a bit. I've never been much of a people-person.