I'm working today at the art gallery, just being an attendant, and... I'm... EATING FOOD IN THE GALLERY!!! Muahaaa haaaa!
Haa haa!! I don't want to say what city I'm in, I could get caught!! HAA HAA!! this job is making me crazy
Relax, I already ratted you out to the CIA as in accordance to the Patriot Act. God Bless America! ..........Is the sarcasm setting in yet?
dude, you could have been my boss upstairs, or the girl out in the lobby! I just have to say, now that I have worked one day as a gallery attendant, it is the most boring job. It's ALMOST as horrible as my stint as a "data entry operator", but I got to sit on the internet for 4 hours at the gallery. It's funny, because when I was in highschool, I thought that working in a gallery would be the coolest job ever. Alas, now that I have spent 4 years in univeristy, and my job is sitting at a desk marking down how many people come in, I think I need to go back to school.
I felt so bad when I was doing it, because I was remembering all the times I went to art galleries on field trips in school and everyone would always say "No eating or drinking in the gallery!" I was trying to be so sneaky, then I looked down and there were crumbs all over the floor under my chair!! I'll probably be fired when I go into the office tomorrow!
