If my calculations are correct

Slinky+Esclator=Everlasting Fun!

 

Put a slinky on an escalator at a mall some morning and see if it ever makes it to the ground...

 

I don't mind public bathrooms, but I'll NEVER put my hand on an escalator rail!

 

I dare ya to lick one. I'll give you a whole dollar...

 

lmao

 

i think you forgot to carry a one....

 

I wouldn't do it for anything less than an old jar of maynaise.

 

I only give out old jars of mayonaise when you eat a bug.

 

You should try ..
It's gonna be fun ..






Until you get arrested

 

When I first read that I thought it said "stinky + elevtor=everlasting fun".

 

Il eat a bug for a jar of extra crunchy mayo

 

i read that since the introduction of the slinky not one reporter or photographer has ever been allowed inside the slinky factory.
that means that no one besides the workers themselves knows what goes on in there.... that's got to be one of the best kept secrets ever... not even the white house is that secure....
personally i think it's black magic... that's why it's so closely guarded... pure witchcraft

 

Me too! I was wondering why a slinky in an elevator would be fun I'm having a seriously dumb day today

 

Make a slinky happy for Xmas, buy it stairs!

 

Gravity controls the slinlys speed, thus it would hit bottom and then slinks world would would be shit at the bottom.

 

Thank you Mr Rocket Scientist.

I hear Nasa is looking for you for the Mars Mission.

 

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit.

 

It will melt in a dying scream?