The fucking cops Pepper Sprayed & Tazered me last night!

Discussion in 'Protest' started by Legalize_Heroin_Now, Nov 16, 2005.

  1. Lights

    Lights Member

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    Don't forget to add in, "Yess'ums, sirs. Lawdy, Lawdy, I won'ts roams no mo'!
     
  2. Soverin

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    Nickmast needs a beating...
    Some pig threatened me with a taser once cuz i didn't lick his stinky ass.
     
  3. Eugene

    Eugene Senior Member

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    Umm... has anyone asked WHY the OP was tazered.
    I mean, unless you're a minority the cops aren't going to just beat the shit out of you for no reason, usually.
    Y'see, cops are really jumpy. They know people who have died because some asshole pulled a gun on them, and they don't want that happening to them. If you just keep that in mind you won't have a problem with 99% of cops.
    Remember:
    Don't plead your case to a cop, he doesn't have the power to make any 'deals'.
    Don't resist arrest, unless you are trying to make a break for it, just give him both your hands and wait till you can lawer up.
    Keep you hands in plain sight at all times, never make any threatening movements or go for a pocket, cops don't like that.
    don't mouth off to the cop, you aren't going to accomplish anything.
     
  4. Bassist

    Bassist Gate crasher!

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    I can't believe people actually believe this asshole...
     
  5. tommyb

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    they're people, like you and me. Misguided, yes. Violent sometimes. I agree with eugene - just play their game and you wont be tasered. If your drinking, smoking, get away from loud people, dont draw attention to yourself. You can be free and quiet at the same time. And the best place to smoke is always out in the open; nothing is more conspicous then a bunch of kids running out of the woods. Give em a wave, make them think you respect their authority, even if they are wankers.

    My theory has always been that cops should only get one bullet and they should have it in their pocket. They'd think twice about wasting that one bullet. In Albany, there was a 24 year old killed by a stray bullet from the police - what a waste - and the guy they were after didn't even have a gun.

    I always carry my eagle scout card with me, right next to my license - its helped me out once or twice...
     
  6. MistyMountainTop

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    sorry to hear that. I hate pigs.
     
  7. El Guzano

    El Guzano Banned

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    Get even but use minimum of 110 volts A.C on them 3 phase 480 volts is even better but only those are found in bissnes "warehouse,factory etc
     
  8. aoacoder

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    It doesn`t matter what the clown did, the cops are the biggest street gang in the world, porkchops united. Fuck the police indeed... the only time i like bacon is dead and on the frying pan.
     
  9. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I was about to say the same exact thing and then i came across your post...you are very correct my friend [​IMG]
     
  10. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Why, cause he had a different opinion...?
     
  11. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Gee....and I thought this was a hippie site...:rolleyes: Hold me, shroom...



    The new hippie motto "Agree with me or I'll hurt you" :D
     
  12. paulfreespirit

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    man is this thread still goin...................next time carry a bottle of acid ..........when the pig pulls his pepper spray out pull yer acid out man "look the **** in the eye and say do you feel lucky punk ................if he pulls a gun .........fucken run . once i had tattoed on my fingers A .C.A .B ( all coppers are bastards ) ALL COPPERS ARE NOT BASTARDS ONLY 99 . 2 % ARE . man its a good job i grew more fingers .
     
  13. MistyMountainTop

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    I HATE PIGS. I had a bad experience with one today that I won't list, cause I was banned before for discussing my dislike of the police, or for launching a debate that resulted in a bunch of flaming, some of which was done by me. But they are a bunch of cock-sucking evil bastards that want to ruin other people's kicks for some unknown reason. They had no right to tazer you. That's not legal now in some parts of the country. it doesn't matter what you did, and I don't even care or want to know. Short of hurting another human being their babylonian bacon asses shouldn't be being brutal. Whatever you did was probably non-violent, unless you attacked the policeman (which would be a shame because I missed the chance to join you). They have no conception of human rights, or civil rights, and I hate them. America's Faggiest, oh I meant finest.
     
  14. mushie18

    mushie18 Intergalactic

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    I completly agree. sadly, i have been arrested twice You just have to let the cops do their business, even if they're pricks. Mouthing off/disrespect doesn't get you anywhere. I know.
     
  15. MistyMountainTop

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    Karl Marx wrote in "The Communist Manifesto" that if a system is opressing the people, it's not only the people's right, but it's their responsibility to overthrow that opressive system. Mouthing off and disrespect doesn't get you anywhere? I've gots 2 thangs to say about that. First of all, wouldn't you categorize the way cops talk to YOU as mouthing off and dsirespect? Secondly, remember the scene in Fear and Loathing where Raol Duke gets pulled over and he keeps going. The voice of Johnny Depp says something like "If you just stop and do what they say you will arose contempt in the pig heart...". Hunter H. Thomspson was very wise. It makes a little sense, dosen't it? Mabye I'm the only one in these forums who has ever seen that movie.
     
  16. aoacoder

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    I`m sorry but my right to mouth off is fucking protected... and should the cops decide they have the right to break more of my ribs (2, 1 broken, 1 really broken), then the next time they stop me in a dark place without cuffs on me i`m gonna decide i have the right to headbutt his nose out the otherside the back of his head. This is not just some fucking angry rambling (well, it`s that too). How dare you suggest we just keep quiet and let them do there thing... People not speaking up is what gave them this power in the first place. And brother will swarm on ANY mother fucker in a blue uniform... Not peaceful to you? too bad, I don`t want no peace till we have equal rights and justice.
     
  17. mushie18

    mushie18 Intergalactic

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    well, I'm kind of rusty with marx, haven't read him since last year, but, there will be no overthrow in the United States. Go ahead and mouth off, do what you want. You will pay for it later in court. Cops suck, they're power hungry assholes. You're right, they're rude, and disrespectful, but just because they do it, doesn't mean it's right. If you just do what the cop asks he is much more partial to letting you off with a warning, and you

    ll be on your way much quicker.

    Misty- have you been arrested before, if so, for what?
     
  18. MistyMountainTop

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    Right on bro.
     
  19. aoacoder

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    ``If you just do what the cop asks he is much more partial to letting you off with a warning``
    cops can`ts strike deals with you bro, they`re full of it if you`be ben told that, only a judge, a good lawyer, and a DA/prosecuter get there say
     
  20. MistyMountainTop

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    I've been arested twice for smoking pot, once for drug paraphanellia, and once for trying to steal beer from a grocery store, and once for being drunk and fucked up on DXM trying to walk to the store to buy a pack of squares.
     

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