Insults

I'm collecting clever insults. Can anyone contribute?

Here's mine:
May the fleas of a thousand camels' assholes infest your pubic region.

 

http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/fulldeck.html

 

poltroon

are you that ugly because of lifestyle choices, or did your mother screw her uncle?

it's the bengay up your ass that makes you such a prick isn't it?

you know, getting hit by a car would be far more productive then anything you could hope to acomplish here, hell in your whole life for that matter.....

 

you're as uptight as a frightend ****!



it never works, but i love it.

 

well if you really don't like someone, then as your last word you say: "I wish your ass will scratch and your arms be too short "

 

you are to society as a gellatinus mass of camel vomit is to gormet foods.

 

hahaha i like that one

 

HAHAHAHA will scratch? don't you mean will "itch"?

haha, stupid raz.

 

Rofl.

 

we use m younger sisters name

Me: thats stupid
Him: your stupid
Me: your tara

there is no comeback to that

 

aww!
poor sister

 

we once gave her a 12 year old birthday card [purposly] on her 13th birthday...

we did get her a real card though

 

HAHA! I must try that!

 

now that is funny

 

Back to insults:

You smell like an anchovy's ****!