ahahaha..manners

i found this in a folder from a long time ago..like 6th grade (i'm typing this exactly how i wrote it haha)







n = narrator
doung = george washington
zac = the rock


"Shake not your head, feet or legs, roll not the eyes, lift not 1 eyebrow higher than the other, wry not the mouth, and bedew no man's face w/ your spittly by approaching too near him when you speak."


N - These are the stories of what happens when you are disrespectful in public.

Scene 1​

zac - Do you smell what The Rock is cooking? (lifts eyebrow)
doug - (woosh) Hello Mr. Rock
zac - You are George Washington!
doug - Yes, I am And you are going to pay! (disappears)
(reappears in front of The Rock) Twam, Pow, Boom!
Mrs. Chauvin - Spectacular! Mr. Washington is beating The Rock!!
doug - Well I hope youe(aha..not a typo ) learned your lesson.
zac - (beat up and dizzy) I sure did! Thump (falls down)

Scene 2​

harper - dont talk back to me missy!
me - (roll your eyes and mimick)
doug - (wosh) Tis not proper to roll the eyes
me - well excuse me!
doug - If you can't be respectful w/ those eyes, you don't deserve to have them (pop) (plucks them out) good bye!

Scene 3​

briana - (gulp gulp) (drunk) hey!
emily - " " " " hey!
doug - do not drink and get drunk!
briana - who are you?
emily - yeah, what are you?
doug - by George. I am appaledrolleyes: ) at your behavior. give me that, (takes beer) (snaps) (&b&e are sleeping like baby s on the couch)

Scene 4​

doug - well i've never seen such rude behavior in my life, I am glad that i don't live in this sentury (pop!) (dissapears)

The End​

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ahaha..that was for the gifted class....






and there was another one...

i'll type it later


edit..sentury...ahaha that WAS a typo...

 

hahaha

 

didnt you know on what is that book store

amozon i wrot the book on miranda typing
many hrs manty type masteres

 

ahah i hate when i look back at things i wrote as i child.i end up feeling stupid:&
but thats pretty damn good

 

fly to the moon
get a rock
and fly back

 

ahahahhaha

 

Wow, that's almost as bad as this diary entry I have from Valentine's when I was 9.

 

micha, i dig your work.




do we gut custom avatars now?

 

No.

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=143568&page=1

 

that's amazing

 

hokkai


man. ive not spoken to some of you guys in a while



hi becky! you here lots now? or not. i ntoe you have a sig. im rambling.



hi my name is jeff...

 

ahahaha omg..


You are George Washington!



Spectacular! Mr. Washington is beating The Rock!!




do not drink and get drunk!










ahahaha

 

hi jeff.... i'm good
how are you

 

im good also.


tired though.


still catching up on lost sleep. ima post my saturday night here also.



well. after some socialist thing, i stayed the night in a pub in stirling and had: 7 pints of guiness, four pints of beer, some buckfast and a couple of joints. man i was fucked. i only slept three hours

 

that sounds like a good saturday
my friday was a bit like that..but a bit different
i think though that both of our weekends were great

 

yeah



tehy so were :|

 

mine was great

 

I made sure to shred and burn everything I wrote for the gifted class in sixth grade.

 

i would never..haha

 

really now? whatcha do?