Well, evolution made it so that I have a longer cock than the average horse... What can I do... I'm just a Superman and I have to live with it...
Look man, I've got a real big scanner. If I was to scan my whole cock I'd have to roll and roll and roll... At night (I sleep naked) when I come back from a pee, I don't bump my toes on the bed legs, I bumb my cock...