I'm baby sitting for my sons 5 year old sister, and wrote her this. I just thought I'd share. Twas the night before Christmas It was foggy as heck And Rudolph was grounded With a sprain in his neck “Oh my” said old Santa “it’s too foggy I fear, to make my deliveries for Christmas this year!” Then up spoke the little girl Reindeer named Bess “Let me do the leading, I’ve got GPS” The boy Reindeers snickered “A girl lead the ride?” It was just too much for their manly old pride. Well Santa was getting Much hipper each year. And spreading the joy with more high tech gear. So he pondered a moment And then said with Glee ”What a fine new idea, It sure works for me!” “You Reindeer stop fighting! Intel? AMD? I couldn’t care less. I’m busy you see. With Bess in the lead We’ll make out all right And gifts will be delivered This Christmas eve night!” So he hitched up his Reindeer With Bess in the lead And a bag of fresh batteries In case of the need Checking longitude and lat She led a course true And in no time at all His rounds were all through So you business guys out there Learn from this tale A woman can lead you As well as a male And as for the kiddies They were happy this year With all kinds of goodies And cool high tech gear. Merry ... and happy ... to you and yours this holiday season.
Hey that's pretty good Luvhuffer. Maybe you could end it with; And we heard him exclaim, As he shouldered his sack, "Merry Christmas to all, Next stop--Radio Shack!"
Her mom is my sons mom, and her dad is doing life for purse snatching (3 strikes shit), so I'm her surrogate daddy and she's my sweet angel and were both each others friend.