long hair, nice an generous, smokes, lives far away from the 3 billion hippy haterz, and ....,,,,,,,,, other cool stuf.
i bet he also munches those amanita mushrooms that grow beneath the traditional christmas tree in its natural habitat too... where'd you think the christmas colors of red and white came from anyway?
trully ah trend setter and leader uv fashion wit those colorful unnormal outfitz. I heard him mummble, " auh, duh, Merrywhahnah to all an 2 all ah enlightenin trip."
flies around the world in one night (he's way too stoned) he's always got the munchies, why do we have to leave him cookies
I think this Christmas we all ought to leave him "Brownies" and milk instead of the traditional cookies. He, being a hippie, might appreciate it more!