You can smoke in Dairy Queens around here

I went to a Dairy Queen the other morning to have some coffee and read the paper and upon entering realized they had ashtrays on the tables. They didn't even have a non smoking area.

I was surprised. I guess being stuck in the middle of nowhere has it's pluses.

 

Like going back in time...can't smoke anywhere around here, its called the smoking ban

 

The first time I went into a restaurant and it was completely nonsmoking I was dumbfounded. What was I supposed to do while I wait for my food? So I left.


Now I just look around uncomfortably at other diners.

Conditioning sucks.

 

I chew tabackie and spit on the floor instead.

 

Ew.

I dipped Skoal once. Most disgusting thing I ever put in my mouth. Well, besides vomit flavored jelly beans.

 

Tried those Harry Potter ones that taste like dirt?

 

Came in the same package as the vomit ones.

Those sardine ones were pretty bad too.

Why did I do that to myself? x.x

 

Cause you're a goober and we <3 you for it!

 

O Rly? ^.^

 

Afraid so.

But I'm not really afraid. It's just a saying.

 

You should be skeered of me.

I'm stronger than I look.

 

Smell isn't everything...

 

Hey! x.x

I smell pretty. I bathe in the blood of virgins twice a day.

 

Um... pass.

 

Hahahahahaha.


YELLOW!

 

How ya doin', Hello...

 

Lame!



I should go to bed. I'm getting pretty damn random here.

 

Duck!!!!!!

 

Goose!

 

And you thought MY post was lame...