I should know better.

Misunderstadings LAWL.

I heard Caucasians can't jump. Is that true?

 

Correct. But we can hop like a mother fucker.

 

Can you skip? To ma lou?

 

Yes, but only once.

 

She'll be glad to see you. Tell her I said hi.

 

I will, but she doesn't speak or understand English. Plus she's deaf.

 

Only if you say "ma dahrlin'" (and mean it)

 

Throw some Caucasian gang signs then.

 

My version of ma dahrlin is more like "you dirty little ****."

Is that acceptable?

 

Right, I'll give her the big thumbs up...

Reminds me... I was walking through Wal-Mart tonight... because I am retardeded... Anyway, I turned down the aisle where the crackers are, and decided it would be cute if I yelled out "I'm on tha CRACKAH aisle!"

Apparently it wasn't amusing.

Guess you had to be there...

 

changes the whole tempo of the song, but I think we can make it work.

 

She's deaf... doesn't matter...

And she doesn't care enough to read lips.

 

I was there. I wasn't amused either.

 

White Supremacist!!

 

Ya know what would be funny idea?

Diana Ross and the White Supremists.

(you know, instead of the Supremes?)

 

They wouldn't work with her cause she's not Cock Asian.


I wouldn't work with her cause I'm scared her 'fro would get caught on my cigarrette and she'd go up in flames.

 

The way I see it, if it's funny--it was worth it.

 

Yeah.

But then I'd have to go to jail.

On the plus side, there'd be prison lovin'.

 

I just ate two more.

Somebody please take this damn box away from me.

 

I don't know why, but that was the sexiest thing I've ever heard you say...