I can't!

Damnit! I lost mostuse of my hands in a knife attack this morning and now I'm hard..... AAAG!

Um..., sorry about that. I'ts aggravatiing!
And i'm not a criminal by the way; my work was robbed.

 

Have someone do it for you. If all else fails dog + Peanut Butter = Pleasure.

 

You can't whack off but you can type?

Durrr.

 

(laughs)

Toolmaggot, you get 100 cool points.

 

lame.

 

If I was robbed by knife point this morning the last thing I'd be thinking about is whacking off. But if you're that fearless, find a hole and fuck it