Ba-humbug

*looks at title* Yeah, it's self explanatory




































Just kidding. Merry Christmas everybody. I love you all. Except for you. Yeah you. Don't look around like you don't know who I'm talking to.....

 

<3

 

yes yes...merry christmas

 

woohoo merry xmas

 

felicidades fuckers !

 

You kids better get to bed. Santa wont come if you're awake, you know.

 

santas a narcrophile...he only enjoys screwing the unconciouse ....

 

hmm interesting point and i didnt bake those cookies for nothin

 

santa already made his rounds to my house...he ate all the cookies too

 

Well, I just got done eating 5 burrittos and now I'm working on two peanut butter sandwiches on whole wheat in preparation for the arrival Mr. Hankey the christmas poo.
Somewhere around midnight tonight you'll find me on the toilet with my pants down and my fingers crossed chanting, "I believe Mr. Hankey, I believe..."

 

santa wont cum cause hes on heavy pain meds .....he can boink all nite though .....

 

Screw Santa. Mr Hankey owns Santa.

 

Kmart owns Santa. until the chinese well.

 

Fuck Santa. I'm never telling my kids there's a santa.

 

geez, did someone get coal in their stocking?

 

Well, Mr. Hankey never showed either so fuck him too, the piece of shit.