hmmm...

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  1. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    If you found a magic lamp with a Genie in it that granted you three wishes, and with the first wish you wished that you could never die, and with the second you wished you were dead, what would happen?
     
  2. heero134

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    You would die. Because the genie is not a freakin idiot, and genies have a habit of being assholes, and making most of your wishes backfire anyways. Its like an episode of the Twighlite Zone, where this guy is granted everlasting life but then sentenced to a lifetime in jail, so he wishes he was dead.
     
  3. Hacker

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    Ok, new one...

    What if you wished there were 8 of you, then you wished you were dead... would all 8 of you die?
     
  4. heero134

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    Probably. Or conflict between the 8 of you would occur, most likely caused by an argument of who was the original you. Then you would all kill yourself. That always happens.
     
  5. ManorXic

    ManorXic Banned

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    Depends.

    Did the genie clone you or split you into eight bodies?
     
  6. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    God... I hope they never make an 8 is Enough movie...
     
  7. Hacker

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    See... they never get into details like that...
     
  8. ManorXic

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    That's cause THEY don't want you to know the answers.
     
  9. Hacker

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    Just when they think they have all the answers, I change the questions.
     
  10. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    ACK!!!

    There's an 8 in my sig...
     
  11. heero134

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    Oh my... It's a sign. Listen to the voices in your head for a little bit. I think this means they have something important to tell you. And if they refuse to speak to you, then you must really be unpopular.
     
  12. ManorXic

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    *twilight zone theme swells*
     
  13. Hacker

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    The voices got bored years ago and moved in with some girl named Emma... She treats em mighty right though.
     
  14. Hacker

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    Things ALWAYS swell when you are near.
     
  15. ManorXic

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    Biscuits and gravy every DAY! I know how to treat delusions right.


    Benadryl my friend.
     
  16. Hacker

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    You said "Drill"...

    huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh...
     
  17. heero134

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    Whate the fuck is wrong with you.
     
  18. ManorXic

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    SCREW you!
     
  19. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    You would never understand.
     
  20. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    Don't start this again.

    Ok...

    BANG the drum slowly...
     
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